Test Of Man Hood

Today I heard on the Jim Rome show that somewhere there is a Denny's resturante that serves a 6 pound burger with 5 pounds of extras such as lettice, pickels, tomatoes, ketcup, etc. Now if one would finish it they would get a free tee- shirt, picture on the wall, and a free meal which was $22.99 within 3 hours. Until a little while ago no one had ever finished this feet and was considered impossible. Many people including many students went in think this would be a cake walk and wanted to become the first to finish it. Even a proffesional eating contestant weighing 420 pounds and most noteable eating four dozen donuts in less than 10 mintues tried to finish this meal. He like the rest were disappointed with not being able to finish.I became very interested into who the person that actually finished this meal with no problem. Now let me tell what I am about to tell is the absoult truth and trust me it will be hard to believe. The person who finished the heartattack alley burger that wiegh a total 11 pounds was a 19 year old college girl who weighed a amazing 100 pounds and she had 8 minutes to spare. She eat 11% of her body weight. To give you an idea that would be 46 pounds to eat for the professional eating contestant. She said, " I didn't eat for two days and when I got the burger I was so excited I never realized if I was full or not."Amazing, I can't finish a half pound burger with any topics yet this 100 pound girl finished an 11 pound burger. She definitly can say she can do something 99.9% of the world can not do. I do not include that guy who wins the hotdag contest every year because possible I think he can eat until he explodes and I don't want him to test it because I would like to see what records he makes with the hotdogs. Some people will call the burritos at the local burritos store is the test of manhood but this easily takes the cake. Though finishing this burger will not bring you fame or fortune but will give you clogged arteries, and horrible bill of health. Anyone who puts themselves through this torture will lose their manhood! Well have fun eating think of this now.

ex's

What in this world is more aggrevating than break ups. Man do I wish there was an easier way and more respected way. Like a telephone service that only allows you to talk and not for them to respond. The worst part about it is the waiting to her what they say. It is never good too. If I could I would develope a home buisness where you would call me tell me what is wrong and if you would like a nice, mean , or hateful let down. I would then proceed to call the ex and inform them of the breakup and clarrification of call polices to the breakuper. This would make life so easy.
I also wish there was a way the recover all iteams leta ex's house such as DVD's or CD's even clothes. This would also be part of my service to recover lost damages from ex, so there is no visiting of ex or even calling to set up an metting with the ex.
I wonder what would be the going rate of this service? I could possible set up a dating service to those who get broken up with and charge them. Man I got some great ideas, but it is only ideas and now I have to experience the real thing. Oh well at least I am free at last, free at last, thank god all mighty I am free at last!