ex's

What in this world is more aggrevating than break ups. Man do I wish there was an easier way and more respected way. Like a telephone service that only allows you to talk and not for them to respond. The worst part about it is the waiting to her what they say. It is never good too. If I could I would develope a home buisness where you would call me tell me what is wrong and if you would like a nice, mean , or hateful let down. I would then proceed to call the ex and inform them of the breakup and clarrification of call polices to the breakuper. This would make life so easy.
I also wish there was a way the recover all iteams leta ex's house such as DVD's or CD's even clothes. This would also be part of my service to recover lost damages from ex, so there is no visiting of ex or even calling to set up an metting with the ex.
I wonder what would be the going rate of this service? I could possible set up a dating service to those who get broken up with and charge them. Man I got some great ideas, but it is only ideas and now I have to experience the real thing. Oh well at least I am free at last, free at last, thank god all mighty I am free at last!