Women
My dad once told me, "Women will make you do crazy things!" But for some reason I did not want to believe my father. This is one of the many sayings of my dad that registered later in life. Another great saying is by George Carlin, "Women are crazy, Men are stupid. Women are crazy because men are stupid." I was sitting with my dad a couple of nights ago and my dad asked my mom, "Did you give me your paycheck stub." My mom proceded to ask three questions to my dad until the answer was revealed. I started laughing and my dad asked what I was laughing at, and I explained that he asked a simple yes-no question and she responded with three questions insead of just saying yes or no. My dad simled and said, "That's Marriage." Now I am sure women have the same situstion for men but since I have three brothers and I am a man, I only here one side. My dad and I were in a po-boy shop on lunch period and the guy behind the counter made a comment about his wife agrevating him last night. The lady making the po-boys says, "yeah but you gotta live with her." The man respnded, "Yeah I need the mortgage payment." I couldn't believe what the man said and even more surprise was that everyone was laughing at the comment. Then another man said, "Who does like their wife?" I couldn't believe what I was hearing. The other night my buddy who just got married said, "my wife told me last night what is yours is mine and what is mine is mine!" He kinda just laughed after. My Uncle gets a weekly allowance from my Aunt and he jokes about it. He never sees his paycheck because he gives straight to his wife. Maybe women do make us do crazy things. Maybe men are stupid, Maybe women are crazy, but am I crazy because I one day want to be in the shoes of the those men above.
