McDonalds Experience

I am not one for regular stops to fast food places, but if I am in a crunch and hungry I will stop by and grab something. The other day I stop by a McDonalds close by my school to grab a quick bit to eat. Here I found out how difficult a order can become. As I drive to the speaker box here is how the exchange went:
Speaker: "Hi welcome to McDonalds can I take your order?"

Me: "Yeah can I get a cheeseburger and small fries."

Now I am not lying when I say this

Speaker: "Would you like cheese on that?"

Stunned and surprized I responded thinking she was joking

Me: "No I would not like cheese on my cheeseburger."

To my suprize after recieving my bag of food, I look inside to see a cheeseburger wrapper around a hamburger with a sticker on top that said, "Special Order No Cheese." I laughed so hard and did not know what to do that I just drove off. Maybe a hamburger order would have been too easy.